Father’s Day is here and what better way to say “thanks for keeping me alive all these years” than by giving your dad (or fatherly husband) a gift that will really set his day alight. After all, dads only get one day a year to be recognized for all they do, so get him something he’ll actually use.
Straight out of the depths of the internet, here are some “green” gift ideas for the man that has absolutely everything.
Canna-breakfast in bed
This one applies to the appreciative wives out there; that is, unless you want to walk in on your father sawing logs with god-knows-what hanging outside of the sheets. This year, instead of the uninspired trip to Denny’s with the fam, try your hand at cookin’ up some cannabis-infused pancakes and toast.
If you really want to make things interesting, don’t bother telling him about the “green eggs and ham” you just served up, then kick back and watch the show unfold.
Coming in at the $150 and up price range, this one makes a fantastic group gift. If you and your siblings are like me and mine, you always wait until a few days before Father’s Day before asking: “what did you get Dad?” and “wanna split it?”.
This year, get the big guy something classy as hell- the Cannador humidor. This fancy stash box keeps your top shelf flowers at a level 65% humidity and eliminates the need for mowing through all your weed just so it doesn’t dry out.
What better way to greet the morning than with a steaming cup of Joe and getting baked? Millennia ago, it’s rumored that people had to use separate devices for coffee and weed; I know, right? What cavemen!
Luckily, today we have the technology to combine both coffee mug and weed pipe into one amazing invention! Known as the Pipemug, this incredibly practical device combines all the coffee drinking and cannabis smoking your dad can handle first thing in the morning.
Did someone say multi-tool on a lighter? You know as well as I do that if it has knives, flames, and something called “Nut Grabber” wrenches that will grab any size nut or bolt that fits, it might as well say “Dad” on it already.
Made from hardened 400 series stainless steel, this cool tool slides effortlessly onto any standard lighter. Whether he likes to fish, fix cars, snowboard or takes things apart that he probably shouldn’t have, LighterBro Pro has got his back.
Packed with all kinds of smoking essentials and gear, this monthly subscription service brings all the best swag to dad’s doorstep, hand-picked by expert cannaficionados. From tee-shirts to books and everything in between, this is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year ‘round.
After all, picking out the perfect Father’s Day present doesn’t have to be hard. Get him one of these gift ideas and you’re sure to be Dad’s favorite hellion once again.