Buy This Dog’s Artwork, Get A Free Gift Of Weed

Buy This Dog’s Artwork, Get A Free Gift Of Weed

When the recreational possession and use of cannabis is legalized, but a regulated retail market is not, people are forced to think of creative ways to obtain and provide weed. In this case, though, the creativity comes from a cute canine named Sudo.

While a regulated recreational market has not been established in Washington D.C., the transfer of up to one-ounce of cannabis, from one of-age adult to another, is permitted. This hand-off is known as “gifting.” As a result, several creative businesses have popped up, operating in the grey area of the law, to meet the distribution needs for District residents.

In 2016, adults living in the nation’s capital could get free weed delivered with the purchase of fresh juice. Now, a pair of entrepreneurs have finally figured out what the people really want: to receive their free gift of cannabis by purchasing a painting made by an adorable Alaskan Klee Kai called Sudo.

Sudo District Derp

District Derp is the Washington D.C. brand that is marketing “exceptional art for elevated minds,” and providing cannabis gifts in the form of dried flower, edibles, and vape cartridges to adults who buy one of Sudo’s paintings. Identification is required to make a purchase if you want the free “token of appreciation,” but the artwork alone is also for sale to those under the age of 21 or anyone living outside of Washington D.C..

Artwork orders can either be picked up or delivered. There is a minimum purchase amount of $40 required for pickup orders, and $80 for delivery. Orders are placed through the brand’s website, and a user account must be set up first for identity verification purposes. Once the account is created, customers have access to the art gallery offerings and corresponding gifts. Assuring that customers are 21 or older, the team requires that the name on an order match the valid identification shown at the time of hand-off.

District Derp products

Rather than a menu, since District Derp is not a licensed dispensary, there is a “gift guide” which details the different kinds of appreciative tokens available at the time the painting is purchased.

Flower offerings on the gift guide include strains like Pink Cookies, Papaya Dream, and Big Mac 11. Tahoe OG, White Widow, and Skywalker OG are available in vape cartridges, and edibles include a variety of chocolates, gummies, and an oat bar ranging in potency from 20mg to 65mg.

The star of the edibles has to be the 100mg Atomic Derps, which are described as “a brownie of epic proportions” that include a “cookie layer topped with Oreos, brownies and chocolate ganache.”

District Derp Gift Guide
District Derp Gift Guide

The plants harvested to make the tokens of appreciation come from seeds provided by the brand owners that are cultivated off-site by a licensed-caregiver. The edibles are created by the team in their home with extensive product testing and sampling to ensure that the goods are customer-ready before they are ever given out.

District Derp strains

Overall, District Derp’s business model seems to value the important things when it comes to distributing cannabis. The brand’s website says that they focus on product quality and customer service. Most importantly, though, there is a cute dog who paints!

The brand also donates to charity. An appropriate choice, a portion of the revenue from selling Sudo’s paintings is donated to Homewards Trails Animal Rescue.

Due to the restrictions placed on nonessential businesses in Washington D.C., District Derp will remain closed until at least June 8. According to the brand’s website, they do plan to reopen when the stay-at-home orders are lifted.

How did Sudo learn to paint?

Sudo’s teammates say that it all started because she had a natural affinity for carrying sticks. She would often carry the stick of her choice, in her mouth, while on walks. Inspired by this, and a challenge from a friend, they created a special stick-like-prototype designed just for her. Sudo’s special doggy paintbrush is a “T-shaped brush that she can hold comfortably and naturally [to] look straight at the canvas while she paints.”

District Derp Washington DC
All images courtesy of District Derp.

Why doesn’t Washington D.C. have recreational dispensaries?

Voters in Washington D.C. overwhelmingly approved Initiative 71 in November of 2014, effectively ending the prohibition of marijuana in the nation’s capital. The measure did not, however, include a framework for licensing dispensaries or commercial cultivation centers. Despite efforts from local leaders, like city council members and even the mayor, Congress blocked cannabis dispensaries from being allowed in the District. The Congressional block remains in place until at least September of this year.

Medical marijuana is a different story in the District, however, as there are currently seven medical dispensaries open to serve registered patients. Medical dispensaries were deemed essential businesses and have remained operational during the stay-at-home orders of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Conditions which qualify a person to apply for a medical marijuana card in Washington D.C. include:

  • Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV)  
  • Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)  
  • Glaucoma  
  • Conditions characterized by severe and persistent muscle spasms, such as multiple sclerosis

Certain cancer treatments also qualify a person for medical marijuana. These include:

  • Chemotherapy
  • Use of azidothymidine or protease inhibitors  
  • Radiotherapy

Washington, D.C. Mayor Plans Legal Marijuana Sales As Congress Shifts

Washington, D.C. Mayor Plans Legal Marijuana Sales As Congress Shifts

Legal recreational sales could be coming to the nation’s capital under a plan announced by Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser (D) on Wednesday.

District of Columbia voters approved a legal cannabis ballot measure in 2014 that allows low-level possession and home cultivation. But, because of a spending bill rider pushed by the Republican Congress, the city is not allowed to use any funds to legalize and regulate the sales of marijuana. As a result, an unregulated gray market of cannabis distribution has cropped up in the city.

But now that Democrats have regained control of the House of Representatives in Tuesday’s midterm elections, Bowser is announcing that she will submit a full marijuana legalization bill to the District of Columbia Council early in 2019.

“We will prepare a tax and regulate scheme to present to the Council at the beginning of the year,” she said in a press conference.

“We have an untenable situation in the District that I believe makes us unsafe,” Bowser argued, referring to the current noncommercial form of legalization that exists in the city. “As long as we have the ability to possess marijuana, which is our law, we also need the ability to procure marijuana legally, which we don’t have now.”

The mayor did not give specifics of the legal cannabis sales legislation she plans to introduce.

In a press release, Democratic Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton, who represents D.C. in Congress, said that she will “continue to fight” to remove the marijuana rider and other roadblocks to the city’s autonomy that Republicans in Congress have erected.

The city currently has a handful of medical cannabis dispensaries from which registered patients can buy marijuana.

See the video of Bowser’s marijuana remarks, about 11 minutes into the clip below:

See the original article published on Marijuana Moment below:

Washington, D.C. Mayor Plans Legal Marijuana Sales As Congress Shifts

Congressional Ban On D.C. Marijuana Sales Drives Arrests, New Police Data Suggests

Congressional Ban On D.C. Marijuana Sales Drives Arrests, New Police Data Suggests

New data from the District of Columbia Metropolitan Police Department, released last week, shows that arrests for marijuana-related infractions in the nation’s capital rose substantially again from 2016 to 2017. In particular, busts for distribution have skyrocketed, while huge racial disparities in arrests continue unabated.

A total of 926 people were arrested for cannabis crimes in Washington, D.C. in 2017, up 37 percent from 676 in 2016.

The numbers had fallen dramatically in 2014 and 2015 after the Marijuana Possession Decriminalization Amendment went into effect in July 2014 and Initiative 71 went into effect in February 2015. The Amendment, approved by the D.C. Council in July 2014, decriminalized possession of up to one ounce. The Initiative, approved by 65 percent of voters that November, allows adults 21 and older to possess up to two ounces of marijuana, grow up to six plants and “gift” up to one ounce of cannabis to another adult.

But sales remain banned despite support from a majority of councilmembers and Mayor Muriel Bowser (D). That’s because Congress continues to attach language to annual funding bills that prevents D.C. from spending its own money to legalize and regulate the marijuana trade.

Overall marijuana arrests in the District have steadily increased in the two years since the initial drops following decriminalization and limited legalization, and a Marijuana Moment analysis of the new data shows that the rise appears to be related to the lack of a legal supply chain for cannabis.

In 2015, only 323 people were arrested for marijuana possession, consumption or distribution. In 2016, that number doubled, and 2017 arrests are nearly triple what they were in 2015. While not anywhere close to pre-decriminalization 2012 or 2013 numbers, the trend is unmistakable.

Types of Arrests

Strikingly, the type of charges made for cannabis-related arrests has been inverted in the last six years.

Since possession of limited amounts of cannabis is now legal in the District, possession arrests are rare (only 35 total in 2016-17). In turn, public consumption rates rose markedly in 2015 and 2016, but fell slightly in 2017 as police began applying more serious distribution charges more frequently.

Percentage-wise, the growth in distribution arrests is startling. In 2012, distribution accounted for only 4 percent of arrests. In 2017, it was 43.5 percent. Even by raw numbers, distribution arrests have soared. This type of bust rose 83 percent from 2016 to 2017, and nearly five times as many people were arrested on this charge in 2017 than in 2013 (403 and 83, respectively).

(If someone is arrested on multiple marijuana charges, only the most serious charge is listed in the data.)

In recent months, dozens of arrests have been made at “pop up events” that have emerged in the city in response to the “gifting” language in the law. Typically, vendors will sell unrelated products such as juices or shirts, and “gift” cannabis to those customers for free. But since the overall transactions require remuneration in the form of the supposedly unrelated purchases, police have said they violate city law.

That form of commerce—and the resulting arrests—would almost certainly diminish significantly if people could legally buy cannabis directly from licensed stores.

Local legislators have proposed both regulated sales and social use over the last few years, but Congress has exerted its influence multiple times to prevent such measures from moving forward.

“Thanks to Congressional interference prohibiting the District from regulating marijuana, rather than collecting tax revenue and ensuring product safety, we are wasting resources and wreaking havoc on young people’s lives with continued arrests for marijuana use,” Kaitlyn Boecker, policy manager for the Drug Policy Alliance, told Marijuana Moment in response to these latest numbers. “It’s absurd that despite legalization in the District, MPD continues to make such arrests. As former MPD Chief Cathy Lanier said years ago, ‘All those arrests do is make people hate us.’”

Racial Disparity in Arrests

The out-of-whack percentage of African Americans arrested in the District of Columbia for marijuana violations has been the subject of scrutiny for years now. The U.S. Census Bureauputs the African American population of the District at 47 percent and white (non-Hispanic) at 37 percent. But as this set of data reveals, for every 10 people arrested for a marijuana violation, nine of them are black.

In 2016, the numbers seemed to be improving slightly, with the share of African American cannabis arrests down 3.5 percentage points, but in 2017, the numbers rose slightly to return to 91 percent of arrests. Non-Hispanic Whites represented only 4 percent of arrests. In real numbers, 794 people coded “black” by the arresting officer were arrested in 2017, while only 35 people coded “white” but not “Hispanic” were arrested.

Arrest Year Black       White
Hispanic Asian Other
2012 89.34% 4.50% 3.40% 0.44% 2.31%
2013 90.19% 5.15% 3.44% 0.34% 0.88%
2014 90.64% 4.68% 2.77% 0.24% 1.67%
2015 92.04% 2.87% 3.82% 0.32% 0.96%
2016 88.56% 3.13% 6.90% 0.16% 1.25%
2017 90.85% 4.00% 4.00% 0.34% 0.80%

(A note on the data: Race is not recorded for arrests of juveniles. D.C. police say, “Race and ethnicity data are based on officer observation, which may or may not be accurate.”)

“The war on drugs has always been a war on people, particularly on people of color,” said Boecker. “Initiative 71 was passed by voters in large part to eliminate racial disparities in marijuana arrests, but due to racial bias and uneven enforcement, four years later Black men continue to be overwhelmingly targeted for arrests. This is unacceptable and must stop. Marijuana arrests do not advance public health or safety, and violate the will of the voters.”

Age of Those Arrested

From 2012-2017, the age of those arrested for marijuana infractions has stayed relatively steady. The one exception is the percentage of arrests for those under 21, which in 2016 jumped 8 percentage points, to 23 percent of those arrested, the highest year in this data set. In 2017, the percentage fell to 19.8 percent, which is still higher than 2013-15 numbers.

The numbers of those 21-29 arrested, by far the age group with the most arrests each year, fell and rose in tandem with these fluctuations in the younger cohort (down 5 percent in 2016, then back up a couple of points in 2017).

Women and Weed

Arrests of women for marijuana-related incidents leveled off in 2017, after four years of annual decreases. In 2012, women made up 12.6 percent of arrests. By 2016, that number had fallen to 7.1 percent (52 arrests). In 2017, 64 women were arrested — only 7.3 percent of total arrests.

Federal and Local Policies Both to Blame, Activists Say

Overall the new police data shows that while legalization of low-level possession and home cultivation in D.C. has driven a significant decline in marijuana arrests overall, discriminatory enforcement continues and issues related to the lack of a legal supply chain persist.

“I’m alarmed that D.C. had nearly 1,000 marijuana arrests last year three years after citizens overwhelming voted to legalize adult use of cannabis,” Adam Eidinger of DCMJ, the group that successfully campaigned for 2014’s legalization measure, told Marijuana Moment.

In addition to the congressional regulatory blockade, he pointed to the city’s own ban on public cannabis consumption as being partially at fault for the recent uptick in marijuana arrests.

“As a result people in public housing that does not allow cannabis use choose to consume outside risking arrest rather than smoke in their homes and risk eviction,” Eidinger said. “This catch 22 situation for cannabis users, including people carrying a medical card from the D.C. government, is the policy leading to more arrests.”

See the original article published on Marijuana Moment below:

Congressional Ban On D.C. Marijuana Sales Drives Arrests, New Police Data Suggests

Activist Arrested at 4/20 Event in D.C. Demands her Cannabis be Returned

A woman arrested at this year’s 4/20 rally in Washington D.C. is challenging the District’s marijuana laws by asking that her confiscated cannabis be returned to her.

Jessica Laycock was one of several people arrested during the festivities, which both celebrated cannabis and brought awareness to cannabis legalization. Activists distributed prerolls to congressional staff members in an effort to normalize cannabis and to advocate for federal cannabis reform. The event was situated on District land, since possession of up to two ounces of cannabis is legal within its boundaries.

The charges against Laycock were possession and distribution of cannabis, but the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Columbia dropped the charges. Laycock is still fighting to have her cannabis returned to her since she was in possession of cannabis in a place where it is legal, unlike federal land where cannabis is prohibited.

In Washington D.C., local and federal jurisdiction is somewhat murky. The U.S. Capitol Police is a federal law enforcement agency that adheres to federal drug laws, but it has jurisdiction in the District where small amounts of cannabis are legal. Laycock was in possession of a legal amount of cannabis and paraphernalia under District law.

“Federal laws apply throughout the District of Columbia and the federal law was applied by the [U.S. Capitol Police],” said Eva Malecki, a spokesperson for the U.S. Capitol Police. According to a D.C. police spokesperson, which has local jurisdiction unlike Capitol Police, confiscated cannabis has been returned to those who are 21 and older, but Laycock still has not received her cannabis or vaporizer.

“Why am I being told that my stuff is being incinerated?” said Laycock. “Where I was standing, cannabis was legal.”


Jessica Laycock is arrested during a protest in April in which her marijuana and other belongings were taken. (Marvin Joseph/The Washington Post)

Malecki cited federal cannabis legislation that lists it as a Schedule I substance, a category reserved for drugs that have no medicinal value in the eyes of federal law. Unlike D.C. police, Capitol police policy is to destroy any cannabis that has been confiscated, regardless of whether charges are filed. According to Malecki, Capitol police does not recognize the District’s laws and treats cannabis as illegal within city limits.

In 2014, 70 percent of people in the District supported a referendum that legalized cannabis. Laycock and her attorney are arguing that the referendum justifies her property being returned to her. According to Evan Parke, Laycock’s attorney, Capitol Police are refusing to do so. Parke said,

“The strongest legal argument is that she was not doing anything unlawful under D.C. law to begin with, and she was never charged.”

He also mentioned that the lack of federal charges means Capitol Police should return her possessions, and that it is uncommon for them to arrest people within District lands while enforcing federal law.

Parke is filing public information requests to investigate why Capitol Police decided to arrest the 4/20 protesters. “They are giving us the runaround,” he said. He is considering a lawsuit so that a judge could order the return of Laycock’s possessions. It may also force Capitol Police to clarify their policies when local laws conflict with federal laws.

Another cannabis activist was arrested and is facing charges for carrying marginally more than the two ounce legal limit. Adam Eidinger, a well-known cannabis advocate in D.C. who helped plan the 4/20 event, said he supports Laycock’s pursuit. “They are letting the stigma of cannabis override the correct interpretation of the law,” he said.

Special Juice Delivery in Washington DC

Special Juice Delivery in Washington DC

Would you like a side of cannabis with your organic juice delivery? If you’re located in Washington D.C., Highspeed has you covered.

Cannabis delivery services are nothing new to the District, but most haven’t operated as openly as HighSpeed, who claims to have amassed 300 customers in Washington D.C.. The operators at Highspeed claim ordering cannabis through them isn’t illegal,  because customers are technically just purchasing juice.


On HighSpeed’s website, (which currently reads ‘Out of Stock’) interested cannasseurs use a set of cryptic words to the type of cannabis and how much while picking a flavor of juice.

“Just juice,” the most basic option, comes with a randomly selected amount of cannabis that typically weighs around a gram. “Love” will get customers an eighth of an ounce of cannabis, while “lots of love” comes with an amount identified as “slightly larger than an eighth.”

The folks at DC Inno actually used the service and posted their unboxing on Youtube.

HighSpeed is attempting to take advantage of District laws that legalize the free exchange of an ounce or less of cannabis, but keep cannabis sales a criminal offense. The company has said their plan has been vetted throughly with their lawyers and believe they are operating within the law according to HighSpeed spokeswoman Rachel Bor.

Regardless of how HighSpeed dances around the city’s cannabis laws, there’s no question that ordering more juice means a higher bill.

“Just juice” costs $11, while juice with “love” for an eighth of an ounce of cannabis will come to $55—a $44 increase. “Lots of love” costs nearly three times as much as the “love” option, at roughly $150.

Similar situations have been reared their heads in California and Michigan, ultimately to be shut down by local authorities.

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