If you’re in the northeast or most of the east coast, or anywhere in the country lately, you’ve probably been hit by the snow storm surge ravaging the skies above and releasing unholy amounts of snow upon us. It’s not as bad as it may seem, but the roads remain un-drivable, so we decided to have ourselves a movie-filled Snowday Stonedday!
1. Super Troopers
This classic comedy film is about Vermont state troopers, who choose to mess with just about everyone they pull over. It’s all fun and games until they are threatened to be shut down by a local police department putting up the points. They decide the only way to save their department and jobs is to solve a big ‘ol crime. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure it may involve some of the green goddess.
For those who like to be a little freaked out while stoned, i.e. horror flicks, this one takes the cake. It may not necessarily be a “Holy smokes, that made me jump” type film, but it is SO CREEPY that its even hard to watch at sometimes. A jerk radio host who does nothing but make fun of innocent people gets the chance at an interview of a lifetime with an eccentric millionaire. Little does he know this dude had a very, let’s just say “intimate” relationship with a walrus during his travels to the arctic; and he wants his walrus back.
3. The Interview
You should have seen this one coming. I’m not putting this on the list because it’s the new big thing, but because it’s absolutely hilarious. A talk-show host who makes a living off of celebrity gossip gets the chance to interview Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of North Korea…you know the plot, it almost started WWIII! Let’s just say it’s much crazier and insane than you would expect.
4. Hot Rod
Another ridiculously stupid and funny comedy, Hot Rod follows the endeavors of a wannabe stunt man, following in his dead father’s footsteps. Unfortunately, his stepfather is not as nice and Rod continually tries to proves himself to his new dad. After countless failures and butt whoopings, Rod finds a way to earn his stepfathers respect; getting him a new heart! That’s right, the guy has a dying heart, and Rod will perform the ultimate stunt to raise the money for a new one. Or at least he’ll try…
5. Elephant White
Last on the list, this movie follows a badass mercenary who is hired by a father to get revenge on a gang that stole his daughter and sold her into prostitution. I know, you’re thinking, “Not another Taken, there are already 3 of those!” This movie is Taken on steroids. If you’re into almost non-stop action and bad guys getting blown apart by a silenced 50 cal., then this is the movie for you!
These are just a few movies to watch on a Snowday Stoneday when you got nothing to do, nowhere to be, and just want to smoke and watch some solid films. Got any other movies we should watch? Let us know!