The vision of Halloween for most Americans involves a fun, yet frightening, family friendly event where kiddos dressed as witches, robots, power rangers, princesses and all animals known to man, parade around neighborhoods asking strangers for candy. But do not fear. Holiday fun can be had by adults, too! Find out why these five strains were deemed the spookiest this Halloween, and use them to liven up your costume while passing out candy to the children of strangers, hiding under blankets watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or any other activity that is not driving.
5. Girl Scout Cookies
A strain named after one of America’s favorite, sweet and tiny, addictive treats may not sound spooky at first, but do not be fooled by first impressions. This strain immediately transforms you into a cookie ravaging zombie on a killer mission to giggle until your cheeks and lips fall off.
4. Ghost OG
BOO! Finally, Ghost OG, a strain named appropriately for Halloween. These flowers are covered in white hairs that look like ghost orbs when photographed, but those are not the only reasons Ghost OG made the list. This strain will have you wearing goofy boots. Before you know what happened, you’ll be dressed in a bed sheet, covered in chocolate finger prints, and laughing wildly while jumping out of bushes to scare trick-or-treaters.
3. Alien OG
Alien gangsters attack! This strain is spooky, not only because of the name and trichomes that look like the surface of an alien planet, but because it gives users a period of great accomplishment, followed by unexplained amnesia. Alien OG will leave you so energized, focused, and motivated that you will clean the whole house in two hours, but then you won’t remember having done it. The only possible explanation is alien abduction.
2. Agent Orange
If you don’t associate the name Agent Orange with terrifying herbicidal warfare, you may not be spooked just yet. If the photo of these flowers does not remind you of a white room, filled with mad scientists in white lab coats, you still may not be spooked. This strain will leave you with such intense tingling sensations in the legs that you may end up thinking that they have been separated from the rest of your body by some kind of voodoo or a black magic.
1. NYC Diesel
The name, NYC Diesel, may not strike fear into the heart of millions. In fact, it may be one of the most perfectly balanced, mood-boosting, creativity sparking, stress and pain melting hybrid strains on the market. So why was this strain that, when described, sounds like the opposite of spooky, awarded the title of Spookiest Strain? If the long red hairs that cover these flowers like a wildfire don’t spook you, the way it creeps up on you will!
Disclaimer: Adults only, use responsibly, and be safe.